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Phone dump and general abuse

Posted in Drunk, Southern Horror, Swamp Rock, Sydney, sydney band, Tour, WH with tags , , , on 26/09/2011 by gayparis

It sure has been a while since I posted anything here, so I have some information for you.
* We definitely only hit the kangaroo on the tail.
* Beach parties are fun.
* We’ve got 3 weeks off.
* Granddad is getting married.
* Blacktooth had pneumonia.
* Slim doesn’t give a fuck (as long as there is beer).
* We’re easily the best band in the country.
* Port Macquarie knows how to party, likewise Valla.
* You should never spend more than 9 dollars on eggs and toast.
* We’re broke, so buy us food, booze and clothes.
* Next gig is in Katoomba.

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Bearded Immortals Photo Diary – part 4

Posted in Drunk, Southern Horror, Swamp Rock, sydney band, Tour, WH with tags , , , , , , on 05/09/2011 by gayparis

It’s over. We hit Melbourne, Hobart, Toowoomba, Brisbane, Sydney, Canberra, Wollongong and Adelaide and bestowed immortality on all bearded people – and in 9 months or so, there will likely be a rash of bearded babies being born too. Treat them well, ye harlots.

Bearded Immortals Photo Diary – part 3

Posted in Drunk, Gay Paris, gig, Southern Horror, Swamp Rock, sydney band, Tour, WH with tags , , , , , , , on 28/08/2011 by gayparis

So this week took us to Melbourne (complete with hot sluts and arrogant jerks) and Hobart (no goths, I’m afraid).
I managed to lose my trousers and green bandanna and Slim proved once again that he is terrible at freestyling.
Enjoy these photos to the point of orgasm, friends. Just Adelaide left.
See you in hell.

Bearded Immortals Photo Diary Part 2

Posted in Southern Horror, Swamp Rock, Sydney, sydney band, Tour, WH with tags , , , , , on 21/08/2011 by gayparis

Sorry, dumb dumbs, I haven’t gotten around to writing up a proper tour diary for the QLD and NSW legs of this little tour, but hopefully these low quality photographs will keep you happy until I do.

Bearded Immortals – Photos week 1

Posted in Drunk, Southern Horror, Swamp Rock, sydney band, Tour, WH with tags , , , , , , on 15/08/2011 by gayparis

Okay, you sweet bastards, I’m not getting much time for internet porn and writing pointless weird fiction these days, thanks to The The Bearded Immortals Tour. So, to make things easy on myself and maybe get time to quickly jerk off and scribble some notes about shit gnomes and moth people, I’ll be doing a weekly two part blog update. You should get the photo gallery first (which is probably just us hanging out doing nothing) and the next day you’ll get my thoughts on the whole fucking situation (hopefully including the fucking).

4 Drink Minimum Tour Diary

Posted in Drunk, Gay Paris, Horror, Nerd, Slim, Southern Horror, Swamp Rock, Sydney with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , on 18/05/2011 by gayparis

He's way past the minimum at this point.


Tour Diary part 1
Tour Diary part 2
Tour Diary Part 3