The Story Of The Last Good Party
Hey y’all, it’s been an age and then some since I updated this due to our recording and illness and touring with our super famous pals. In the spirit of the holiday season, I thought I’d share this heartwarming Holy Day tale with everybody.
Enjoy your holidays (don’t disturb me, I’ll be partying with Mithra and Horus) and have a special fun time on New Years Eve. Don’t forget to send us presents.
PS. For those who contributed to Pozible, we haven’t forgotten, we’re just abysmal when it comes to time management. Please don’t forget that you love us. The rewards (and The Last Good Party) are coming.
From The Wilder Scrolls 2: 1-20
And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from WH, that all the world should party (and this party was first made when Blacktooth was governor of all dope riffs). And all went to party, everyone into his own city. And Slim also went up from Stanmore, out of the city of Sydney, unto the wilderness of celebration, unto the city of Honourable Laser Sluts, which is called Gay Paris; (because he was an international fancy boy). To be party with the Slimy women, his espoused taste, being great with The Vertical Snake. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that all women should be satisfied and men too. And Six Guns brought cosmic rays from his eyes and determined that the ontology of the party should shift to eternal, a new age of Last and Forever. Because this was done, the pubs were all full as brandies were reasonably priced.
And there were in the same country dudes abiding in the guise of Super Famous Pals, keeping watch over their own Honourable women with the great mantra – “It’s all we’ve got!”. And, lo, Black Louie, The Morning Star: Hot Darkly came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in The Last Good Party, which shall last eternal if you understand custard friendship. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the brandies and wine and beer and spiced rum, lying in a gutter with many men and women of desirous nature. And suddenly there was with Hot Darkly a multitude of Kitsune, praising WH, and saying,
“Thy trousers, remove them and thrust!”
And it came to pass, as the Fox Queens were gone away from them into the boudoir, the Super Famous Pals said one to another, Let us now go even unto Gay Paris, and see this thing which is come to pass, which Hot Darkly hath made known unto us. And they came with haste, and found WH and Slim and Six Guns and Blacktooth with honourable babes lying in the gutter, crapulent and rude with drink. And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this party. And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the Super Famous Pals. But WH kept all these things, and pondered them in his strange mind and heart. And the Super Famous Pals returned, glorifying and praising Gay Paris for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.