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GAY PARIS/KING PARROT DECEMBER 2013 TOUR

Posted in Uncategorized on 28/11/2013 by gayparis

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GET YOUR TICKETS AND PARTY! HAIL SATAN!

Fri Dec 6 Titanium @Commercial Hotel – Nambour

Sat Dec 7 – Thriller @ Coniston Lane – Brisbane

Fri Dec 13 – Karova Lounge – Ballarat 

Sat Dec 14 – Northcote Social Club – Melbourne

Thu Dec 19 –  ANU Bar – Canberra

Fri Dec 20 – Annandale Hotel – Sydney

Sat Dec 21 – Reunion Fest @ Entrance Leagues Club – The Entrance

Sun Dec 22 – Hyfest @ Dicey Riley’s – Wollongong

 

CHECK THE FACEBOOK EVENTS AND THROW A HAIL SATAN ON THE EVENT PAGE WALL YO!

NAMBOUR
BRISBANE
BALLARAT
MELBOURNE
CANBERRA
SYDNEY
THE ENTRANCE
WOLLONGONG

 

SORRY, SA, TAS, WA, NT and OS – send $$$!

The Last Last Good Party

Posted in Uncategorized on 24/06/2013 by gayparis

LGPSECRET

The Last Good Party

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on 18/03/2013 by gayparis

The Last Good Party

Click the links for more details.
Bring money!

If you need convincing, check out our new song – Ash Wednesday Boudoir Party.

Thursday 18 April – Bull N Bush, Baulkham Hills
Friday 19 April – Yours & Owls, Wollongong
Saturday 20 April – Phoenix, Canberra
Wednesday 24 April – The Cambridge, Newcastle
Thursday 25 April – Port Macquarie Hotel, Port Macquarie
Friday 26 April 26 – The Joynt, Brisbane
Saturday 4 May – Cherry Bar, Melbourne.
Sunday 5 May – Cherry Rock, Melbourne
Friday 10 May – Royal Oak Hotel, Launceston
Saturday 11 May – Brisbane Hotel, Hobart
Friday 17 May – The Enigma, Adelaide
Saturday 18 May – Jetty Bar, Glenelg
Thursday 23 May – Moonshine Bar, Manly
Friday 24 May – Fitzroy Hotel, Windsor
Saturday 25 May – Railway Express Club, Darwin
Thursday 30 May – Musicman Megastore, Bendigo
Friday 31 May – The Loft, Warnambool
Saturday 1 June – Rock and Load Festival, St Kilda
Friday 7 June – Annandale Hotel, Sydney
Saturday 8 June – North St Bar and Café, Batemans Bay
Friday 14 June – Sphere Nightspot, Sutherland
Saturday June 15 – Baroque Bar, Carrington Hotel, Katoomba
Friday 21 June – The Northern, Byron Bay
Thursday 27 June – Mojos, Fremantle
Friday 28 June – Yah Yah’s, Perth
Saturday 29 June – Prince of Wales, Bunbury

The Story Of The Last Good Party

Posted in Uncategorized on 23/12/2012 by gayparis

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Hey y’all, it’s been an age and then some since I updated this due to our recording and illness and touring with our super famous pals. In the spirit of the holiday season, I thought I’d share this heartwarming Holy Day tale with everybody.

Enjoy your holidays (don’t disturb me, I’ll be partying with Mithra and Horus) and have a special fun time on New Years Eve. Don’t forget to send us presents.

PS. For those who contributed to Pozible, we haven’t forgotten, we’re just abysmal when it comes to time management. Please don’t forget that you love us. The rewards (and The Last Good Party) are coming.

From The Wilder Scrolls 2: 1-20

And it came to pass in those days, that there went out a decree from WH, that all the world should party (and this party was first made when Blacktooth was governor of all dope riffs). And all went to party, everyone into his own city. And Slim also went up from Stanmore, out of the city of Sydney, unto the wilderness of celebration, unto the city of Honourable Laser Sluts, which is called Gay Paris; (because he was an international fancy boy). To be party with the Slimy women, his espoused taste, being great with The Vertical Snake. And so it was, that, while they were there, the days were accomplished that all women should be satisfied and men too. And Six Guns brought cosmic rays from his eyes and determined that the ontology of the party should shift to eternal, a new age of Last and Forever. Because this was done, the pubs were all full as brandies were reasonably priced.

And there were in the same country dudes abiding in the guise of Super Famous Pals, keeping watch over their own Honourable women with the great mantra – “It’s all we’ve got!”. And, lo, Black Louie, The Morning Star: Hot Darkly came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people. For unto you is born this day in The Last Good Party, which shall last eternal if you understand custard friendship. And this shall be a sign unto you; Ye shall find the brandies and wine and beer and spiced rum, lying in a gutter with many men and women of desirous nature. And suddenly there was with Hot Darkly a multitude of Kitsune, praising WH, and saying,

“Thy trousers, remove them and thrust!”

And it came to pass, as the Fox Queens were gone away from them into the boudoir, the Super Famous Pals said one to another, Let us now go even unto Gay Paris, and see this thing which is come to pass, which Hot Darkly hath made known unto us. And they came with haste, and found WH and Slim and Six Guns and Blacktooth with honourable babes lying in the gutter, crapulent and rude with drink. And when they had seen it, they made known abroad the saying which was told them concerning this party. And all they that heard it wondered at those things which were told them by the Super Famous Pals. But WH kept all these things, and pondered them in his strange mind and heart. And the Super Famous Pals returned, glorifying and praising Gay Paris for all the things that they had heard and seen, as it was told unto them.

 MERRY CHRISTMAS

DEATH TO SPRING

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , on 26/10/2012 by gayparis

DEATH TO SPRING

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Gay Paris will be doing dirty fucking rock band things all over the country to promote the first single ‘The Demarcation Of Joseph Hollybone’ from their forthcoming sophomore album.

Six Guns, Ol’ Black Tooth, Slim Pickins’ and Wailin’ H Monks are packin’ the wagon and taking their genre-bending blend of blues, swamp and rock’n’roll to the whiskey swilling masses in support of bangin’ single ‘The Demarcation Of Joseph Hollybone.’ This is the first wailing tune from their forthcoming second album ‘The Last

Good Party’. Get that party going by listening to it HERE:

http://soundcloud.com/gayparis/gay-paris-the-demarcation-of

Gay Paris are going to entertain the shit out of you whether well dressed or three quarters naked, they’re wild, sexy, abrasive and catchy as fuck! Don’t let your sense of morality make you miss out on what promises to be some of the most exciting, inventive and visceral performances this side of LSD. Get your first taste of ‘The Last Good Party’ at the following venues:

Saturday November 03 – Transit Bar, Canberra

Wednesday November 07 – The Cambridge, Newcastle.
With The Peep Tempel.

Thursday November 08 – The Steyne, Manly
With The Peep Tempel.

Friday November 09 – The Sando, Sydney
With The Peep Tempel + Spank Cauldron

Saturday November 10 – The Patch, Wollongong
With The Peep Tempel +Rocking Horse and the Baby Dolls

Thursday November 15 – Prince of Wales, Bunbury
With The Beards + The Snowdroppers

Saturday November 17 – Rosemount Hotel, Perth
With The Beards + The Snowdroppers

Sunday November 18 – The Indi Bar, Scarborough
With The Beards + The Snowdroppers

Friday November 23 – The Spotted Cow, Toowoomba
With Jack Flash + The Mercy Beat

Saturday November 24 – Rics Bar, Fortitude Valley
With The Mercy Beat

Friday November 30 – The Tote, Melbourne
With The Peep Tempel + The Stiffys

Saturday December 01 – The Nash, Geelong
With The Peep Tempel +The Stiffys

Thursday December 06 – Royal Oak, Launceston
With Guthrie + Woof Woof

Friday December 07 – Spurs Saloon, Devonport
With Guthrie + Woof Woof

Saturday December 08 – Brisbane Hotel, Hobart
With Guthrie + Woof Woof

Saturday December 15 – Jive, Adelaide
With Silent Duck + Kelshy

 
Show your good graces by clicking ‘join’

Gay Paris – The Last Good Party – Pozible Crowd Funding Party!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , on 06/08/2012 by gayparis

THE LAST GOOD PARTY NEEDS YOU

El Zombie Proxenetas! Gay Paris! Loco para sesos!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on 22/07/2012 by gayparis

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Gay Paris

Super Best Friends + Glitter Canyon + The Pieter Van Den Hoogen Band

Freshly unearthed after six months spent six feet under cooking up new tunes, Zombie Gay Paris return to chew your face off and raise funds (and the dead) for their second album, The Last Good Party.

Joined by fellow flesh-gnawin’ punk rock and blues mongrels Super Zombie Best Friends, Glitter Canyon Zombies and The Pieter Van Den Hoogen Zombie Band, Zombie Gay Paris will be marinating your brain with cuts from their new album for the very first (and possibly last – because you’ll be dead afterwards) time.

Lend a hand (or a delicious thigh) to the cause and get ready for the finest night of eyeball-danglin’ undead rock’n’roll that The Vanguard’s Zombie Week has to offer.

For tickets go to HELL

Last Good Writing Sessions

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 03/07/2012 by gayparis

Hey there, friends, lovers and people who thought they were going to a dude on dude french porn site!

We haven’t been posting much, or gigging; you probably miss us. Don’t worry, it’s not because we don’t want to be all up in your grill, sweating and moaning, it’s because we’re doing so much work on the new record. Just to prove it, here is a little something from the rhythm section, Slim Pickins and Six Guns Simpson, take it away!

4 Drink Minimum Tour – May

Posted in Uncategorized on 14/04/2011 by gayparis

Thu May 12 The Patch Wollongong, NSW w/Mother & Son + guests
Fri May 13 Producers Bar, Adelaide, SA w/ God God Dammit Dammit and Silent Duck
Sat May 14 Old Bar Melbourne, VIC w/ The Toot Toot Toots, God God Dammit Dammit and King Gizzard & The Lizard Wizard
Sun May 15 Cherry Lounge Melbourne, VIC w/ God God Dammit Dammit and The Yard Apes
Thu May 19 Phoenix Canberra, ACT w/ Super Best Friends and The Rumjacks
Fri May 20 2011 The Great Northern Newcastle, NSW w/The Good Ship
Sat May 21 2011 The Vanguard Newtown, NSW w/ The Good Ship and Kira Puru & The Bruise
Fri May 27 The Loft Gold Coast QLD w/The Good Ship
Sat May 28 Ric’s Brisbane QLD w/Transvaal Diamond Syndicate.
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Bouncers

Posted in Uncategorized on 03/01/2011 by gayparis

This article from The Daily Telegraph caught my attention this morning.

I’m sure many of you have had run-ins with bouncers before. Shit, Slim Pickins can’t get in anywhere after 3 beers because he gets the “drunk eyes”.
But how many of you have started a fight with one?

You wouldn’t be stupid enough, would you?

Now, I’m a manager at a hotel just out of Sydney. It has a family-friendly atmosphere with a large bistro, lounge area and a few nice courtyards to relax in. It’s nothing like Kings Cross – we don’t have a nightclub, we don’t charge for entry and we have to actually be nice to our patrons and make them feel welcome. But, we still have security on our busier nights because where there is alcohol there is trouble.

Recently we had a security guard posted to our venue through the company we use. He came from a few Kings Cross nightclubs and seemed like a decent guy – friendly and talkative.

One Saturday afternoon a small group of locals were in having a few drinks in the lounge area. They had 3 drinks and one of the couples was making out – probably not the best look considering it’s just next to the restaurant – so all that needed to happen was to ask them to tone it down and explain to them that they’re right next to the restaurant and there would be kids around etc – it’s not a big deal and there would have been no problem.

Instead, what happened was Mr. Kings Cross went over to them, cut the girl off (who had only had 3 drinks) and tried to confiscate the drink infront of her and tell her to leave. Obviously she was a little offended, they were quite good customers of ours and had never caused any trouble and she was clearly not too intoxicated. There was lucky to be 40 people in the entire hotel at the time and the majority of them were out in the other end.
It didn’t matter to security though, when she wouldn’t get up to leave he stood over her (he’s about 120kg) pointing at her and then the door and yelling for her to “step outside”. When her boyfriend tried to intervene and tell him to back off, he too was invited to sort it out outside.

Needless to say, he didn’t last long at our venue and is probably much happier back in Kings Cross now where he can get away with “smashing people” because he “doesn’t give a shit” and he could “lose his license” for all he cares – his words, not mine.

Which brings me to another incident involving my best mate. I wasn’t there for this one but heard about it all afterwards. He was out watching a few bands one night with another mate of ours and ended up quite drunk. He wasn’t doing anything, just standing there watching the band (and probably spilling beer down his arm without realising it) and a bouncer came over and told him he had to leave. He knew he was too drunk to be there, so didn’t argue it and simply walked out the door. He stood on the footpath out the front waiting for his mate to finish his drink as he was driving him home.
The bouncer asked him to move on and he tried explaining to him that he was just waiting for his lift home.
The bouncer kept telling him to leave and he said something to the effect of “I am dude, that guy right there is driving me” and took a step towards the door to point at his designated driver, when the bouncer punched him in the face. He was doing nothing wrong – it is deemed a reasonable excuse as per the Liquor Act to remain in the vincinity of the premises to obtain transport – that is all he was doing and he got punched in the face for it.
Police ignored his complaint, probably because he was visibly intoxicated and they automatically sided with the security staff.

I’ve similarly seen several bouncers chase people down the street and proceed to kick and punch them while they lay on the ground.

I know that sometimes a little more force is needed to resolve a situation. But I also know that a lot of the time with security staff, they make things much worse than they need to be in the way they treat patrons.
Most of them are simply on a power trip.

It’s almost childish. If a patron doesn’t listen to them, they resort to physical violence because they know that the majority of the time the law will side with them (after all – they are the sober ones, and it MUST be the patrons fault if an argument erupts) and they are almost certainly going to win any sort of physical confrontation because their 8 other gorilla-sized buddies will jump in to help kick the “trouble makers” head in.

The OLGR and the NSW Police need to look a little further than simply blaming any incident on a licensed premises as “alcohol fueled violence” and work together with licensed venues to bring about a complete overhaul to security licensing in NSW to make regulation and control of licensed venues more effective. Bring back some responsibility for patrons and security staff. Hold patrons AND security staff accountable when they are out of line, not just the patrons.

Security staff are supposed to be mediators. They are there to prevent violence should they anticipate it. They are there to promote a friendly and safe environment for patrons and staff alike.
They need people skills, respect and decency and to understand that they are not the law and they aren’t the god that they seem to think they are.
They aren’t there to be thugs and throw punches.
And they certainly shouldn’t ever chase people off the premises and down the street and continue to assault them.

Acts like that are a disgrace.

They, along with anyone else who commits an act like that, should be sentenced to a lengthy stay in prison. I hope, for the family involved in the article mentioned above, that they are found guilty and that they do face lengthy stays in prison. An innocent man has lost his life because a fat piece of shit guarding a door felt tough in the company of his mates. They should be fucking shot.