The Last Good Party

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Bring money!

If you need convincing, check out our new song – Ash Wednesday Boudoir Party.

Thursday 18 April – Bull N Bush, Baulkham Hills
Friday 19 April – Yours & Owls, Wollongong
Saturday 20 April – Phoenix, Canberra
Wednesday 24 April – The Cambridge, Newcastle
Thursday 25 April – Port Macquarie Hotel, Port Macquarie
Friday 26 April 26 – The Joynt, Brisbane
Saturday 4 May – Cherry Bar, Melbourne.
Sunday 5 May – Cherry Rock, Melbourne
Friday 10 May – Royal Oak Hotel, Launceston
Saturday 11 May – Brisbane Hotel, Hobart
Friday 17 May – The Enigma, Adelaide
Saturday 18 May – Jetty Bar, Glenelg
Thursday 23 May – Moonshine Bar, Manly
Friday 24 May – Fitzroy Hotel, Windsor
Saturday 25 May – Railway Express Club, Darwin
Thursday 30 May – Musicman Megastore, Bendigo
Friday 31 May – The Loft, Warnambool
Saturday 1 June – Rock and Load Festival, St Kilda
Friday 7 June – Annandale Hotel, Sydney
Saturday 8 June – North St Bar and Café, Batemans Bay
Friday 14 June – Sphere Nightspot, Sutherland
Saturday June 15 – Baroque Bar, Carrington Hotel, Katoomba
Friday 21 June – The Northern, Byron Bay
Thursday 27 June – Mojos, Fremantle
Friday 28 June – Yah Yah’s, Perth
Saturday 29 June – Prince of Wales, Bunbury

DEATH TO SPRING

DEATH TO SPRING

Gay Paris will be doing dirty fucking rock band things all over the country to promote the first single ‘The Demarcation Of Joseph Hollybone’ from their forthcoming sophomore album.

Six Guns, Ol’ Black Tooth, Slim Pickins’ and Wailin’ H Monks are packin’ the wagon and taking their genre-bending blend of blues, swamp and rock’n’roll to the whiskey swilling masses in support of bangin’ single ‘The Demarcation Of Joseph Hollybone.’ This is the first wailing tune from their forthcoming second album ‘The Last

Good Party’. Get that party going by listening to it HERE:

http://soundcloud.com/gayparis/gay-paris-the-demarcation-of

Gay Paris are going to entertain the shit out of you whether well dressed or three quarters naked, they’re wild, sexy, abrasive and catchy as fuck! Don’t let your sense of morality make you miss out on what promises to be some of the most exciting, inventive and visceral performances this side of LSD. Get your first taste of ‘The Last Good Party’ at the following venues:

Saturday November 03 – Transit Bar, Canberra

Wednesday November 07 – The Cambridge, Newcastle.
With The Peep Tempel.

Thursday November 08 – The Steyne, Manly
With The Peep Tempel.

Friday November 09 – The Sando, Sydney
With The Peep Tempel + Spank Cauldron

Saturday November 10 – The Patch, Wollongong
With The Peep Tempel +Rocking Horse and the Baby Dolls

Thursday November 15 – Prince of Wales, Bunbury
With The Beards + The Snowdroppers

Saturday November 17 – Rosemount Hotel, Perth
With The Beards + The Snowdroppers

Sunday November 18 – The Indi Bar, Scarborough
With The Beards + The Snowdroppers

Friday November 23 – The Spotted Cow, Toowoomba
With Jack Flash + The Mercy Beat

Saturday November 24 – Rics Bar, Fortitude Valley
With The Mercy Beat

Friday November 30 – The Tote, Melbourne
With The Peep Tempel + The Stiffys

Saturday December 01 – The Nash, Geelong
With The Peep Tempel +The Stiffys

Thursday December 06 – Royal Oak, Launceston
With Guthrie + Woof Woof

Friday December 07 – Spurs Saloon, Devonport
With Guthrie + Woof Woof

Saturday December 08 – Brisbane Hotel, Hobart
With Guthrie + Woof Woof

Saturday December 15 – Jive, Adelaide
With Silent Duck + Kelshy

 

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HOUSE FIRE HOUSE PARTY TOUR

HOUSE FIRE PARTY TOUR

Party Barbarians from the distant past!

We’ll Burn This City To The Ground

You’ve loved us from afar. Maybe you’ve hugged us after a show. Maybe you’ve even seen us at the pub and we’ve tried to get you to buy us drinks with varying degrees of success.

Now it’s time to up the ante.

It’s time for Gay Paris to give back.

But you have to throw a party.

Only by a never ending party can Gay Paris exist.

Want to be part of a savage run through decadence and excess not seen since Caligula flooded the coliseum?

All you need is a space large enough to hold us and your buddies as we ruin your neighbour’s chances of having a nice, quiet weekend.

We supply the PA, amps, drums and genuinely disturbing/amazing stage show and possibly a bunch of hangovers/hangers on from whatever party we played before – that’s right, we’ll be doing this all day long. Well, at least for 10 hours or so.

Sets will take place at 1:30pm, 3pm, 4:30pm, 6pm, 7:30pm, 9pm and 10:30pm, giving us time to flee the scene of our previous travesty against decency and set up at your place. Pick a time, go on, we dare you, we’ll be in and set up in 15 minutes with the help of our road crew of miscreants, play a 20 minute set and be gone before any noise complaints can garner a response from the po po- and hey, if you’re the host, you can even influence our set list, so what do you wanna hear? The old shit? The new shit? That awesome song by the Wu-Tang Clan? You got it, good buddy.

Hell, theme your parties, we’ll have so many costume changes that Lady Gaga will look like Slim Pickins (yeah, I’m callin’ him out – buy some more clothes, dude).

As alluded to before, we’ll have a party bus piloted by our good buddy, Crisis The Corncob Clown taking anyone debauched enough to do this more than once in a day from one location to the next. If you have the stamina, we provide the driver. He will get a touch weird once the sun goes down though, so be warned.

House fires all round. Get at us.

gayparismusic@gmail.com

Phone dump and general abuse

It sure has been a while since I posted anything here, so I have some information for you.
* We definitely only hit the kangaroo on the tail.
* Beach parties are fun.
* We’ve got 3 weeks off.
* Granddad is getting married.
* Blacktooth had pneumonia.
* Slim doesn’t give a fuck (as long as there is beer).
* We’re easily the best band in the country.
* Port Macquarie knows how to party, likewise Valla.
* You should never spend more than 9 dollars on eggs and toast.
* We’re broke, so buy us food, booze and clothes.
* Next gig is in Katoomba.

Bearded Immortals Photo Diary – part 4

It’s over. We hit Melbourne, Hobart, Toowoomba, Brisbane, Sydney, Canberra, Wollongong and Adelaide and bestowed immortality on all bearded people – and in 9 months or so, there will likely be a rash of bearded babies being born too. Treat them well, ye harlots.

Bearded Immortals Photo Diary – part 3

So this week took us to Melbourne (complete with hot sluts and arrogant jerks) and Hobart (no goths, I’m afraid).
I managed to lose my trousers and green bandanna and Slim proved once again that he is terrible at freestyling.
Enjoy these photos to the point of orgasm, friends. Just Adelaide left.
See you in hell.

Bearded Immortals Photo Diary Part 2

Sorry, dumb dumbs, I haven’t gotten around to writing up a proper tour diary for the QLD and NSW legs of this little tour, but hopefully these low quality photographs will keep you happy until I do.

Bearded Immortals – Photos week 1

Okay, you sweet bastards, I’m not getting much time for internet porn and writing pointless weird fiction these days, thanks to The The Bearded Immortals Tour. So, to make things easy on myself and maybe get time to quickly jerk off and scribble some notes about shit gnomes and moth people, I’ll be doing a weekly two part blog update. You should get the photo gallery first (which is probably just us hanging out doing nothing) and the next day you’ll get my thoughts on the whole fucking situation (hopefully including the fucking).

More Stupid Shit from the Phone of WH

This week we went to Wombarra, we recorded with Hammer at Def Wolf and maybe I’m finally getting a pomeranian.

Bearded Immortals – A Poster!