Hey there, friends, paternity suit holders and lovers of cheap beer in tall cans – with the new record taking up almost all of our time, we haven’t been able to play many gigs or post much hilarious, informative and above all, sleazy info on the internet.
If you’re just getting down with us, you may want to know how it all began.
Head over to DUDEROCKET and read about the formative process of our earliest demos and download them for free. FREE.
Easy peasy, greased up and sleazy!
FACEBOOK EVENT – so your friends know how rad you are!
TICKETS
That’s right, you sweet bastards, SOBs, dirty ladies, goths (and reformed goths), men of low moral character, possible werewolves, educated dandies, high functioning alcoholics, smut lovers, pirates, swingers, sexy librarians, clergymen, fashion conscious punks, NBA players, tiger trainers, stoned botanists, rap dudes, history buffs and everyone else, we’re playing Black Cherry NYE at the Factory Theater in Marrickville.
Bring us party favours and booze money. We’ll provide an unrelenting tide of sleaze and rock n’ roll.
Party Like It's 2999!
Holy Sex Fuck!
It’s been a big year for Gay Paris and their buddies, Totally Unicorn and God God Dammit Dammit.
Having each released a record this year, this triumvirate of venue wrecking, soul searing, party exploding bands has toured the hell out of the country, leaving pretty much no stone unturned in their quest to get naked (and get the fans to do likewise), get funky, get drunk and get the hell out of town before there are any possible legal repercussions.
As long time proponents of having great times while playing amazing music with the best dudes, these twenty men of varying size, colour and shape have decided to team up and run a savage burn down the East Coast of Australia, bringing together a mash of sounds that range from the best in Magical Animal Hardcore to Swamp Stompin’ rock and the kind of P-Funk that has to be prefixed by ‘punk’.
To make sure that everyone remembers this tour after it blows over, these fine gents will be toting the Totally Gay Dammit EP everywhere they go, featuring a selection of originals and cover songs by these three groups – get ready for some surprises, people, for as you may have come to expect, this is a group of musicians who make very strange choices.
More info in the links below!
25 November The Basement 243, Brisbane, QLD w/ Totally Unicorn
26 November Hamilton Station Hotel Newcastle, NSW w/ Totally Unicorn
2 December Roxbury Hotel (Glebe) Sydney, NSW w/ Totally Unicorn and God God Dammit Dammit
3 December The Patch Wollongong, NSW w/ Totally Unicorn and God God Dammit Dammit
16 December Old Bar Melbourne, VIC w/ Totally Unicorn and God God Dammit Dammit
17 December Producers Bar Adelaide, SA w/ Totally Unicorn and God God Dammit Dammit
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The Day Gay Paris Took Over
It sure has been a while since I posted anything here, so I have some information for you.
* We definitely only hit the kangaroo on the tail.
* Beach parties are fun.
* We’ve got 3 weeks off.
* Granddad is getting married.
* Blacktooth had pneumonia.
* Slim doesn’t give a fuck (as long as there is beer).
* We’re easily the best band in the country.
* Port Macquarie knows how to party, likewise Valla.
* You should never spend more than 9 dollars on eggs and toast.
* We’re broke, so buy us food, booze and clothes.
* Next gig is in Katoomba.
It’s over. We hit Melbourne, Hobart, Toowoomba, Brisbane, Sydney, Canberra, Wollongong and Adelaide and bestowed immortality on all bearded people – and in 9 months or so, there will likely be a rash of bearded babies being born too. Treat them well, ye harlots.
So this week took us to Melbourne (complete with hot sluts and arrogant jerks) and Hobart (no goths, I’m afraid).
I managed to lose my trousers and green bandanna and Slim proved once again that he is terrible at freestyling.
Enjoy these photos to the point of orgasm, friends. Just Adelaide left.
See you in hell.
Sorry, dumb dumbs, I haven’t gotten around to writing up a proper tour diary for the QLD and NSW legs of this little tour, but hopefully these low quality photographs will keep you happy until I do.
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