Rap Dudes!

Everyone knows that we’re rap dudes, right? Help us keep this true by rocking our new line of merchandise. Also available in white, for those who really appreciate parody.

The Day Gay Paris Took Over

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Phone dump and general abuse

It sure has been a while since I posted anything here, so I have some information for you.
* We definitely only hit the kangaroo on the tail.
* Beach parties are fun.
* We’ve got 3 weeks off.
* Granddad is getting married.
* Blacktooth had pneumonia.
* Slim doesn’t give a fuck (as long as there is beer).
* We’re easily the best band in the country.
* Port Macquarie knows how to party, likewise Valla.
* You should never spend more than 9 dollars on eggs and toast.
* We’re broke, so buy us food, booze and clothes.
* Next gig is in Katoomba.

Bearded Immortals Photo Diary – part 4

It’s over. We hit Melbourne, Hobart, Toowoomba, Brisbane, Sydney, Canberra, Wollongong and Adelaide and bestowed immortality on all bearded people – and in 9 months or so, there will likely be a rash of bearded babies being born too. Treat them well, ye harlots.