El Zombie Proxenetas! Gay Paris! Loco para sesos!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , on 22/07/2012 by gayparis

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Gay Paris

Super Best Friends + Glitter Canyon + The Pieter Van Den Hoogen Band

Freshly unearthed after six months spent six feet under cooking up new tunes, Zombie Gay Paris return to chew your face off and raise funds (and the dead) for their second album, The Last Good Party.

Joined by fellow flesh-gnawin’ punk rock and blues mongrels Super Zombie Best Friends, Glitter Canyon Zombies and The Pieter Van Den Hoogen Zombie Band, Zombie Gay Paris will be marinating your brain with cuts from their new album for the very first (and possibly last – because you’ll be dead afterwards) time.

Lend a hand (or a delicious thigh) to the cause and get ready for the finest night of eyeball-danglin’ undead rock’n’roll that The Vanguard’s Zombie Week has to offer.

For tickets go to HELL

Last Good Writing Sessions

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on 03/07/2012 by gayparis

Hey there, friends, lovers and people who thought they were going to a dude on dude french porn site!

We haven’t been posting much, or gigging; you probably miss us. Don’t worry, it’s not because we don’t want to be all up in your grill, sweating and moaning, it’s because we’re doing so much work on the new record. Just to prove it, here is a little something from the rhythm section, Slim Pickins and Six Guns Simpson, take it away!

Skeleton Demos, Dudes!

Posted in Courtesy of Alice Amsel, Gay Paris, Southern Horror, Swamp Rock with tags , , , , , , , on 02/05/2012 by gayparis

Original art by Alice Amsel
Hey there, friends, paternity suit holders and lovers of cheap beer in tall cans – with the new record taking up almost all of our time, we haven’t been able to play many gigs or post much hilarious, informative and above all, sleazy info on the internet.

If you’re just getting down with us, you may want to know how it all began.

Head over to DUDEROCKET and read about the formative process of our earliest demos and download them for free. FREE.

Velvet Hammer – The Mardi Gras Alternative (for the sleazy and greasy).

Posted in devil, Drunk, fantasy, Gay Paris, gig, Politics, Southern Horror, Swamp Rock, Sydney, sydney band with tags , , , , , , , on 20/02/2012 by gayparis

Easy peasy, greased up and sleazy!

FACEBOOK EVENT – so your friends know how rad you are!
TICKETS

CHOPFEST IV

Posted in devil, Drunk, Gay Paris, gig, live music, Swamp Rock, Sydney, sydney band with tags , , , , , , on 15/02/2012 by gayparis

Like we don’t love playing The Annandale with Totes Unicorn!

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TICKETS

Facebook Event!

God God Moustache Rack It!

Posted in Drunk, Gay Paris with tags , , , , , , on 07/02/2012 by gayparis

By David Waldie.

Kung-Fu Boobs Award – BZ forever!

Posted in Drunk, Gay Paris with tags , , , on 06/02/2012 by gayparis

Since we started the best band in the world a couple of years ago, we’ve gone through a lot of shit, good and bad, some remembered and some mercifully hidden in the depths of a short term memory loss caused by alcohol (and possibly meth). We’ve toured the country, made friends, lost money, made enemies, stolen The Snowdroppers’ rider on countless occasions, changed drummers, almost been sued by the Wu-Tang clan and all kinds of other weird miscellanea that I don’t have time to go into the minutia of right now.
What we need to focus on is that BZ has always been there for us – whether hustling to get us extra money, beer, money for beers or just making sure that we’re happy at home, a band of terrible men (but fabulous performers) couldn’t have asked to be in better hands (and her rack only sweetened the deal!).
Now that she has been called away to fight the Religious Right back in the US, I can only say that I’m praying to the almighty, The Great Grizzler In The Sky, Sweet Honey Thief and Winter Sleep Dude, Bear God that she stay safe and return to us when she can.
We love that woman more than I can properly express, what with thrusting and pouring booze on my junk being my two main forms of communication.

Now, as a last act of greatness before she donned her dweomered jet pack and probably some kind of heavily ensorcelled artillery, BZ managed to enslave one Jono Barwick and bend him to her will.
So, from now on, contact him at fullplateartists@gmail.com if you need to deal with us in any kind of professional capacity.
I sure hope that he knows what the fuck he is doing.